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Drafted No. 3 by the Bulls in the first round
Six NBA championship teams (1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998)
NBA Finals MVP six times (1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998)
NBA Finals single-series record for highest PPG average 41.0 (1993)
NBA Most Valuable Player five times (1988, 1991, 1992, 1996, 1998)
All-NBA First Team ten times (1987-1993, 1996-1998)
NBA 50th Anniversary All-Time team (1996)
Highest career PPG ave. (minimum 400 games or 10,000 points) - 30.1
Holds record for most seasons leading the league in scoring - 10
Shares record for the most consecutive seasons leading the league in scoring - 7 (1986-1993)
Had a streak of nine consecutive games scoring 40 points or more (Nov. 28 - Dec. 12, 1986)
Bulls all-time leader in scoring (29,277), assists (5,012), and steals (2,306)
13 NBA All-Star Games (1985, 1987-1993, 1996-1998, 2002-2003)
All time scoring leader in All-Star history (262 points)
Fourth highest scoring average for career All-Star games (20.2 ppg)
Named the All-Star MVP three times (1988, 1996, 1998)
Won the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest in 1987 and 1988
Had his #23 jersey retired at the United Center on 11/1/94
Returned from retirement on 3/19/95 at Indiana to total 19 points
Has posted 28 career triple-doubles
2 Time All-American & NCAA Player of the Year award
Two playoff career triple-doubles, both at New York (5/9/89 and 6/2/93)
Named the 1988 NBA Defensive Player of the Year
Scored a career playoff-high 63 points against Boston on 5/20/86
Eight playoff games with 50 pts. or more
30 regular season games with 50 pts. or more
173 games with 40 points or more
Has hit 28 game-winning shots in the NBA
Hit the game-winning shot in the 1982 NCAA championship game as a freshman
Named NBA Rookie of the Year (1985)
A member of the gold medal-winning 1984 and 1992 United States Olympic Basketball Teams
Ranked 3rd in All-Time leader in points scored
All-Star record having the only triple-double in an All-Star game (1997)
Member of the 1997 McDonald's Classic Championship team in Paris
Won the 1997 McDonald's Classic MVP award
All-time record for most consectutive double-figure scoring games
Holds the all-time playoff record for the most steals
Hit the game-winning shot in the 1998 Finals to win a sixth and final championship
Had his #23 jersey retired for the second time at the United Center on 1/13/99
Returned from retirement on 9/25/01 to play for the Wizards
Scored 19 points in his first debut as a Wizard on 10/30/01
Notched his 30,000th point on 1/4/02 against the Bulls
Only 40 year old NBA player to ever score over 40 points on 2/21/03
Had his #23 jersey retired by the Miami Heat in honor of him on 4/11/03
Scored 15 points in the final game of his NBA career on 4/16/03 against Philadelphia
Finished his career with 32,292 points, 5,633 assists and 6,672 rebounds.
You guessed it. Michael Jordan. Just don't let him grab a baseball.